We sit down for breakfast and after eating a few bites of my cereal, I realize Noah's booster chair is turned out away from us some so I turn it in towards the table.
Chris- "Why'd you turn his chair in like that?"
Me- "So he can see us, he was facing away."
Chris- "But he can still turn his head that way and not see us."
Me- (For the sake of ending this never-ending argument) "Okay, Chris, yes he could."
Chris- "I know why you turned his seat!"
Me- "Why's that?"
Chris- "Because you love him."
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I told Chris this morning that Nana had gone to the hospital because she wasn't feeling good.
Me- "Make sure you think & pray for Nana alot today, ask God to take care of her."
Chris- "But why? Is she going to go up in heaven?"
Broke my heart to bits. (She's not going to heaven, she's doing okay!)
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Chris is nearly 4 & thinks he rules the world at this point, a constant battle for us. Here's a sampling....although you'll miss the real-life attitude that goes with it.
Chris- "I want some juice."
Me- "First of all, you need to ask nicely. Second of all, you just had a whole cup of juice, you don't need anymore."
Chris- "But I WANT some!"
Me- "I'm sorry, you're not getting any."
Chris- "You know...you think you know everything but you DON'T!"
Me- "Christopher, I'm your mommy & I know best."
Chris- "Oh oh yeah?? So..where's the sky?? And where's the lights? And the street? (etc etc etc)"
I guess to be grown up, you must know where all important objects are.
